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| alright. so like I guess not much happened today. it IS only 2:30 and I've been up since like .. 1.
yeah. so like.. I woke up at like 12:41. I definitely could of gotten up earlier but I seriously just think like 'what's the point?' not to sound gay. like what's the difference but once I get up I feel like shit cus it's like.. so I laid in bed for like 4305945 hours.
i had the weirdest dream though. like.. idk. something with snow and skiing and like..I needed my phone or something. and I was like making this weird paper bracelet. and something really random was this dude hector from school was there and gave me $60 'for my birthday' ....okayyyy. I don't really remember much.
me and mel moooned. someone wrote 'fuck u' in bleach on snaggletooth's grass LOL.
there was some naked little boy running around 2 houses from dollie. HOT.
mel told me some juice. and this work story that aws absolutely HILARIOUS. likelikelike from clerks II the 'one ring to rule them all' thing. SHE DID IT. yeah like holy shit.
and that's it for today except me and my daddy are going out to eat at the chinese buffet that used to be old country buffet.
and for yesterday night.. me and my dad were playing cards. I won $10 back I lost form him a while ago.
took a shower..
then learned we WEREN'T picking mel up.. but that I was to go next door.
I went and me and cindy drew on horse posters.
mel got a little down the street.. when her mom said NO and she went back.
I really needed that fucking icecream. eventually we got mel to leave it outside her house. we ate a lot. I felt like a FATTY
and thanks to cindy, I now realize cookie dough starts to taste like you're shoveling butter into your mouth hole. mhm
cindy's dad took the internet to bed with him so I knew she wouldn't be on.. and then mel had a headache.. so she wouldn't be on.. so yeah everyone was dead so I ended up writing some lyrics on my wall and then going to bed at like 2.
THAT'S IT.
~KASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIEEEEE
so apparently I cna change the backround but not the text color.. or have any italics or anything. OK | | |
| I skipped 4 days and now I don't remember what happened. GREAT.
I do remember yesterday though. and this other day kinda when donkey kong shat on me and cindy. we were making bracelets/playing donkey kong. MULTITASKING. I accidently broke it by throwing the remote in anger.. so we redid it.. it's cool. then like.. it just die. ALL. BY. ITSELF. we go back on.. OUR FILE WAS GONE. there were 2 other ones perfectly a-okay. so yeah I almost died. I was EXCITED to play.
so idk what day that was. oh and there was this other day where we went to panera at like 11. EARLY, RIT? I got a mother fucking BREAD bowl. that's right, a BOWL... made out of BREAD. that's some hardcore shit, yo.
so yeah and that day afterwards no one lived.
I worked yesterday and saturday. I now know everything there is to know about the ball python because there's a show behind me with it 3 times a day.. both days I worked. so yeahhhh
I mean, I know my job isn't really even a job and I practically just sit there all day.. but like. it kills me. people. are. such. fucktards. liiiiiiike ok.
so I sell RIDE tickets. and it's for the 'safari cars' and 'log ride' they're little kid rides. so.. you have to be smaller than this sign.
the sign.
it has an otter on it and says 'you must be smaller than me to ride'
people think it's HiLARIOUS
I will NEVEREVEREVEREVEREVER know why.
fucking EEEEVVVVVEEERRRR.
people walk by like 'you.. must.. be.. smaller.. than.. me.. to.. ride..?' (dots in between because since they're all so stupid they can't really read) and they CRACK up at it. like 'you must be smaller than me to ride.. HAHAHAHA'
I don't get it.
I will never get it.
OR they get pictures with it. HAR HOW COOL ARE YOU.
well that's enough ranting about that.
NEXT.
there's this like.. kinda big.. bronze or something turtle right across from me.
if I had a NICKEL for everytime someone took a picture with it, I'd be RICH.
the funny part about it is, I WATCH them.
it's especially funny when like guys get on it. like they're mom makes them or something for a little gay family picture. they try not to smile to be cool and they just keep glancing over at me while I STARE and make them squirm. pretty funny.
and LASTLY
'how much is it... what rides are there'
if you look at the 3 signs around me you'll figure it out.
and I won't drag on because GOD KNOWS that I can.
okay so we'll move on to yesterday.
we were gonna go to a movie on flagstaff hill. it starts at 'dusk' (whenever that is) we ended up having to haul ass because we dilly-dallied too much dancing to the radio and what not.
so we get there and this icecream man who drives by is like 'the movie's cancelled'
so okay, we went to mcdonalds. it was raining. blahh the cool 7-11 dude was outside SMOKING. smoking, I say.
we sat in the schenely plaza tent or wherever while lightning struck us. mark came to pick us up and right when we got to the car, a homeless guy who was under the tent ran to where we were sitting to see if there was any food.
now that depresses the shit out of me. I mean, I know homeless people are homeless because they fucked up somewhere, but idk.. it just really kills me.
then yeah I went to bed at like 11 something.. even though I didn't fall asleep til way after, and woke up today at 11:21.
I was just a big sack of shit today. I did NOTHING. watched tv the whooooolllle day.
my daddy came home and made steaks on the grill.
tonight we're picking up mel from work. I'll get some frozen treats.
OH and I remember another day between the 4 days I didn't write.. me and cindy did some gay cool dancing to aretha franklin - think.
OH YOU BETTER THINK (THINK) THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO ME
yeah, we're gonna freestyle dance in some talent show far away to that song.
AND YEAH THAT'S ALL.
maybe I'll start doing this regularly so I won't have to kill myself.
~KASSSSSSSIEEEEE | | |
| so I MISSED picking up mel. I was in my room just laying in my bed and my dad thought I was sleeping so he didn't tell me. fdkgjfg then he used my phone and it took away all the missed calls and texts.
blah. we went next door to make beads. I was pretty productive. never say 'some lucky person is gonna get this bracelet har' or you'll drop it.
and that's it.
tomorrow mel's gonna wake me up at like 11 and we're gonna go for a walk. I MUST wake up early cus I work on saturday and sunday. at least my dad started back on 8-5 so I don't have to wake up quite as early.
and yeah that's it. | | |
| today was pretty bleh so far. it's only 5 and I got out of bed at like.. 2..
I was planning on getting up at 10:30.. but it didn't work out. I lack willpower and self esteem. at 10:30 I was like "what's the point of getting up now" So I woke up foreal at like 12:17 and laid there til 2. YUP
I had to go to the dentist at like.. 3:20 but we had to leave early cus my dad had to go to the bank. lolol and before that me and cin did some gay "WE'RE CONNECTED" thing about peeing. YUP.
so we get in the monte carlo to go to the dentist. we're driving down the street and my dad's like SHHHH. apparently the car was making some sort of noise. I'm sitting there like 'the tire's gonna fall off'. sooo we turn around and take the other old shit car which is low on gas. "WE HAVE ENOUGH I THINK" says my dad. ahg. so finally we're at the dentist and my dad's staring at the car. I'm like 'WHAT'S WRONG NOOOWWWW' 'the chain that holds the muffler up broke' OH OK. so then I went remembering to back in the day when we had this stupid white car and we drove over a speed bump and the muffler fell off so we put it in the back seat where it barely fit. LOL so me and my dad were just like laughing hysterically as we walk in to the dentist.
So like everyone's all nice cus I've been going there forever and just like 'HEY KASSIE HI JOE' y'know y'know. sooo thye call me back and I'm sitting there. and like the whole thing was just so funny. the night before I was talking to this internet dude luke like 'yeah I gotta go to the dentist tomorrow. he's always like YOU'RE NAILS ARE FUNKY' so you will not guess what happens next. the dentist is like 'your nails are pretty crazy' and I just wanted to crack up. I'm like 'yeah they're kinda messed up though' and he's like 'funky to match your bracelets' lolololol I'm like 'I guess..?' so like this appointment is the most he ever talked to me. I'm gonna like.. go over it cus many things made me giggle.
he was like 'so what are you doing this summer'
and I'm like 'nothing.. oh wait I HAVE A JOB'
and yeah blah what do you do blah blah
and he's like 'you weren't there when it got robbed were you?'
and I'm like 'ACTUALLY. (lol) I was'
and blah we were talking about that.
and then he's like 'so what do you do when you do nothing'
and I'm like 'sleep.. and watch tv'
which led to talking about fat and anorexic people.
remember it's always akward talking when you're like.. getting your mouth worked on. he like stopped so I could talk though.
he's like 'it's weird you're skinny since you're a couch potato. you must eat sensibly' and I'm like '.... yeahhh'
then he went on about like 'it's so sad america is filled with such overwieght people.. and people who are obsessed about their weight when they're anorexic. do you know what that is? it's as much a tragedy.'
and everything just made me wanna laugh. and I'm like.. trying not to..
the last funny thing is he was like ' k now tuck your chin way in '
CHINS! :[
I still wanted to laugh though.
and then we went to mcdonalds and I got a bigmac.
YUP I eat sensibly.
and I kept going on about 'this is like 1000 calories har dad yeah I'M GONNA EAT FRUIT HARR I'M GONNA BUY FRUIT AND GET HEALTHY.' then when it came I'm like 'LOOOK AT THIS BAG OF FOOD' and he got mad like 'THEN WHY'D YOU GET IT STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT.
I took a nap kinda and watched some tv. now I'm here.. and cindy has a stalker kinda. I talked to him.. apparently he's some college kid in maryland. he's quite the compulsive liar.
tonight's plans are picking mel up from work.. and making BEADs and playing donkey kong. yee haw.
~kassie | | |
| SO. cindy's doing this and idk I guess I'll do it too. I can't really remember everything AND I don't have the patience. but we'll try it. I'd like to remember y'know. SO k
so like. I woke up at 1ish. it's so depressing getting out of bed after or close to 1. like last night I took a nap til 3 out of BOREDOM and ended up re-waking up at 8ish in the morning but I have no WILLPOWER. I even woke up at like 11 or 12 and could have gotten up but again, no WILLPOWER. It kills me. but yeah whatev. So then me and mel went next door and they were leaving so we left too.
We were SO BORED and was like walking around and stuff.. and decided to playing some inter-ds. we played cooking mama and mario kart until we wanted to KILL OURSELVES. we walked around some more and then was like LET'S GO TO OAKLAND. we decided to go a different way cus mel's gay so walking down the street cindy and eric were coming back. Eric joined us. we walked up this like abandoned trail right ebfoer panther hollow. it kind of looped around and was dumb. some guy with a dog almost raped us. it led us to another REAL trail where we like.. followed eric's step. gfhkjhj
we visited the homeless guy. nothing new except a stroller with a huge flag in it. yeah. after we went to this chinese place and went to eat it in those tables by the field thing. there was like.. this group of people.. fake fighting. it was kinda weird. they did it in like kind of slow motion so the person would know how to react. the guy in dreads was cool.. the girl and old guy made me wanna kill myself. so we sat there kind of watching.. and eating. the BIRDS came. I was throwing lo mein for the little birds but making myself BUIG so the pigeon would leave. I'd just like stand up and be like 'make yourself BIG' and put my arms up. there was this dude in yellow eating subway with this ear phones in kind of laughing at me making myself BIG. later eric was on the phone somewhere and mel was somewhere and I was just there and he asked me where I got my shirt. it's a super mario bros. 3 one with mario with a feather on it. I kind of babbled like an idiot. "oh.. err hot topic at the mall" then I was like WAIT there's more than one mall and then was like "yeah century III mall.. I don't know if it's still there cus I got it kinda a while ago" and he was like kthx and mel was like OH HE WAITED TIL YOU WERE ALONE.
yeah.
then we went to 7-11 cus I needed to get fig newtons for me and cindy. shannon was not there but a new guy was. he was wearing a bandana and had hardcore scruff. he was really nice. THEN we were gonna walk home but I'm like fgdkfjgf I'll call my dad and he was like I'll come when I take your nana home which ended up being like 20 minutes. we sat in the grass. we fake fought a little to mock them and like.. made a pyramid lol. then another one where mel and eric like lifted my legs and I kinda sat on their shoulders. eric kept TICKLING MY BUM and we ended up like tipping over. yeah. then my dad came.
it turns out he has lights for the car. that's right. they're red white and blue.. and plug into the lighter. death. he's such a loser.
so I'm gonna kill myself and as I wrote that cindy said I hate myself. WE'RE CONNECTED. this is so long and there's still like a whole 4 hours I spent next door. -sigh-
SOO. I came home and cindy was in the tree. I gave her fig newtons.
shortly after me and mel went next door to watch the happening. it never happened. like before it started I was trying to get cindy to sit up so I could sit and it went into this whole fight thing that was hilarious and she like threw a 'tantrum' when the movie finally got on.. eric kept saying 'IS THAT BEN AFFLECK' 'IS THAT MATT DAMON' and cindy kept being 'SO HOW'S THE MOVIE SO FAR' we gave up. then I don't really remember. THE ONE RULE OF LIFE IS SURVIVAL.
eventually mel went home and eric went to bed. me and cindy played donkey kong for 2 candy's worth long if that makes any sense. then I went home. and here I am writing this stupid piece of shit. fuck me.
~kassie | | |
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